no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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