I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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