I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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