Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I am naked and annoyed.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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