no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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