is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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