can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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