Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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