It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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