On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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