i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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