$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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