awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
