bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
It's never too late to be topless.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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