sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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