He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
