hotel room ftw
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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