Already got asked if we're dating
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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