Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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