This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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