Sponge bath it is.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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