i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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