But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I need a beard to bite.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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