I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
