I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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