Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize
