just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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