Define "chronic" masturbator.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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