I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
