Define "chronic" masturbator.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Randomize
