I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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