I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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