He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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