I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Nicole vs. Life
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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