you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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