so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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