Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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