Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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