He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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