We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize
