You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My feet surprised me
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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