We won't sleep together?
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
