six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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