I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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