This is not my ceiling
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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