is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
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