For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
