Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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