I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Boobs are out for the taking
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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