Porn is love you can see.
another moral hangover. fuck.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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