I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
do nipples grow back?
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