dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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