do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Actions speak louder than pants.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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