All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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