Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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