I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Vodka?
Forever.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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