I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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