But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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