she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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