Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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