is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
How naked do you want me to be?
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